Urban Dictionary: Definitions by doradicksucker1234

potato cum

a guy who puts a hole in a potato and slips his dick inside and goes for it and cums so much it fills the potato and leaks out

guy1: wheres a potato im going to cum

guy2: wtf why you need a potato to cum?

guy3: you potato cum to can I join?

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when you fart and cum a little in your fresh new boxers.

guy 1: *cum farts*
guy 2: dude why does it smell like that?
guy 1: I accidently cum farted
guy 2: dude that sucks for you.

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a pussy that shots cum watch out guys or females

guy1: do females cum?
guy2: wtf are you taking about
guy3: its called a pussycumer

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a way to get more video moments of mike and eleven

dude I need more clips never mind I got fillie

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cole is so fucking hot and cute

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a hottie with anger issues

Klaus is so fucking hot

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kai is hot but he freaks me out

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