doosh laroosh's definitions

Pussy-proof

Unable to get chicks or pussy. Guaranteed to fuck up any chance of getting a woman.

Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.

We were talking to these decent chicks, but as soon as they realized that Darren was so pussy-proof, they walked out on us.

Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.

by doosh laroosh May 20, 2010

Cuntalappa

A chick that likes to lick pussy.

We started calling her Cathy Cuntalappa when she told us she loved pussy.

by doosh laroosh June 26, 2009

Jew Blue

That light blue metallic color that old Cadillacs came in. Mostly seen with "sim con" tops on them.

I have a 1984 Jew Blue Caddy Seville with a white fake convertible top. Its ready to be shipped down to Florida.

by doosh laroosh May 3, 2010