donkeycum's definitions

Stupid Donkey

Gal u dry-hump after buying her a cheap beer then sneak out of her apartment.

Man, I had to put up with a Stupid Donkey on my last business trip or else I'd be stuck with a white cloud tug.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Breakfast of Champions

Hot food to provide much needed energy to withstand pummelling by sweaty, horny riggers. Usually accompanied by sprinkles of dried cum on cornflakes.

Heh. We fed this week's Rigger Monkey with a wicked dose of Breakfast of Champions so he could milk us with his love-cheeks.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

ass wrangler

Future job for Rigger Monkey or Mr. Penis Head: work in gay porn film to fluff bottoms.

Desperately Seeking Ass Wrangler: wanted, gay man for preparing film star extras.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Garlic Dick

The stinging sensation and scent from butt fucking the Rigger Monkey after he chows down a Breakfast of Champions with garlic.

Damn, that ho' Rigger Monkey had some garlic in him so now my dick's all skanky.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003