Oral Surgeon

Guy knocks teeth out of prostitute when he cums then pisses in her mouth to reduce chance of infection.
Man, that bitch wife complained about needing some dental work so I Oral Surgeoned her.
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
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Kitten Wrangling

The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.
TD & Smoke souped up their dump truck in anticipation of their trek to search for Kitten Wranglers.
by donkeycum August 18, 2003
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When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.
Man, when Rigger Monkey came home, it was Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra for 20 minutes!!!
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
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Stupid Donkey

Gal u dry-hump after buying her a cheap beer then sneak out of her apartment.
Man, I had to put up with a Stupid Donkey on my last business trip or else I'd be stuck with a white cloud tug.
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
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