Definitions by donkeycum

Gill Breath 

Your breath smell after munching on a skanky Stupid Donkey.

Damn I woke with Gill Breath!

Gill Breath by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Knob Polish 

What emits during heavy petting, shortly to be followed by vigorous knob polishing (hopefully).

Damn, two minutes with that Stupid Donkey and my jockeys are soaked with Knob Polish!

Knob Polish by donkeycum March 29, 2003

ass wrangler 

Future job for Rigger Monkey or Mr. Penis Head: work in gay porn film to fluff bottoms.

Desperately Seeking Ass Wrangler: wanted, gay man for preparing film star extras.

ass wrangler by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra

When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.

Man, when Rigger Monkey came home, it was Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra for 20 minutes!!!

Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra by donkeycum March 29, 2003