Definitions by donkey

Dippity-Doo

Sticking a chicks head in the toilet and constantly flushing, by depressing the handle with your left foot (until she begs you for a chili dog) while your balls deep. Also known as brooksn'

She had an attitude when I got home, but a quick trip to the bathroom and a "dippity-doo" had her singing a new tune

Dippity-Doo by Donkey May 27, 2004

spam castanets 

Sagging vaginal lips. See also Beef Curtain.

She sure knows how to play the spam castanets.

spam castanets by donkey April 15, 2004

Rys 

A small cute, delicate creature with a huge cavernous head triple the size of it's tiny body

Did you see that Rys? It looked like an orange on top of a toothpik!

Rys by Donkey October 10, 2003

Crossing the line 

When one decides it not fun being a good girl all the time, and gives in to sexual temptation. You can still convince yourself it's ok, if you dont cross all lines.

Yeah, I gave in after six years of being a good girl and went for it. Does that make me a bad person?

Crossing the line by donkey September 30, 2003

The DEFAULT List 

An alternative list of sexual encounters. The people added to this type of list usually consist of superstars, etc. Basically people you'll never get the chance to have raw animal like sex with.

If an opporttunity to have a sexual encounter were to arise with Van Disel, I would let him pump me full of premium disel.

The DEFAULT List by donkey September 24, 2003