(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.
Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.
by Donkey June 16, 2004
by Donkey October 11, 2003
the anti truth............a man whos greatest glory is and will always be performing rampantly ridiculous acts.......
a sexual predator......a man who 92.3% of the female population has become moist to ae least once
a sexual predator......a man who 92.3% of the female population has become moist to ae least once
Beverly wokeup this morning and almost drowned in herself due to a KOCHAV DREAM.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman = Kochav
I did not have sexual relations with that woman = Kochav
by donkey February 28, 2005
Sticking a chicks head in the toilet and constantly flushing, by depressing the handle with your left foot (until she begs you for a chili dog) while your balls deep. Also known as brooksn'
She had an attitude when I got home, but a quick trip to the bathroom and a "dippity-doo" had her singing a new tune
by Donkey May 28, 2004
An extremely lame forum consisting of people who posted porn and abuse on the Delta Goodrem forum, and then bragged about getting banned from there.
Huhuhuh, I posted porn on Delta's forum and got banned, so I joined the Lover's Club. I'm such a fucking retard.
by Donkey January 18, 2005