Definitions by do it fgt
autocorrect
A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.
autocorrect by do it fgt November 16, 2011
nasalsausage
A sex act in which the penis is inserted into one of the receiver's nostrils.
It is possible to insert a second penis into the receiver's other nostril, but this is risky as it can tear apart the nasal cavity.
It is possible to insert a second penis into the receiver's other nostril, but this is risky as it can tear apart the nasal cavity.
nasalsausage by do it fgt November 13, 2011
reality
The one thing that prevents us from leading perfect lives. No matter hard you try to block it out, it's always there, crushing all of the fantastical endeavors you dream up.
Ever heard the phrase, "follow your dreams"? Of course you have. Well, by the end of your life, you can bet that reality will have rejected >99% of them, so you'll have to lower your standards IMMENSELY if you ever want to feel a sense of accomplishment.
Ever heard the phrase, "follow your dreams"? Of course you have. Well, by the end of your life, you can bet that reality will have rejected >99% of them, so you'll have to lower your standards IMMENSELY if you ever want to feel a sense of accomplishment.