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by do it fgt November 26, 2011
Get the wtfaila mug.A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.
by do it fgt November 16, 2011
Get the autocorrect mug.A sex act in which the penis is inserted into one of the receiver's nostrils.
It is possible to insert a second penis into the receiver's other nostril, but this is risky as it can tear apart the nasal cavity.
It is possible to insert a second penis into the receiver's other nostril, but this is risky as it can tear apart the nasal cavity.
by do it fgt November 13, 2011
Get the nasalsausage mug.The one thing that prevents us from leading perfect lives. No matter hard you try to block it out, it's always there, crushing all of the fantastical endeavors you dream up.
Ever heard the phrase, "follow your dreams"? Of course you have. Well, by the end of your life, you can bet that reality will have rejected >99% of them, so you'll have to lower your standards IMMENSELY if you ever want to feel a sense of accomplishment.
Ever heard the phrase, "follow your dreams"? Of course you have. Well, by the end of your life, you can bet that reality will have rejected >99% of them, so you'll have to lower your standards IMMENSELY if you ever want to feel a sense of accomplishment.
Reality: Hey you. Yeah, you. Ever wanted to break away from the hopelessly flawed human race, and become everything you've ever dreamed of? Well TOO FUCKING BAD, I'm here to prevent you because I'm a bitch like that >:I
by do it fgt October 23, 2011
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