dk's definitions

GoofPrints

A certified Usenet k00k who frequents medical and psychological newsgroups. Very entertaining when she goes off her meds and kooks out.

GoofPrints is a lying weasel

by DK January 15, 2004

ipot

Another way of saying iPod Touch. Apple's latest generation of the iPod.

Did you jailbreak your iPot yet?

by DK January 16, 2008

du hast

Rammstein's lyrics have a double meaning. Said aloud, 'du hahst' could mean 'you hate,' (Du haßt) but it could also be 'you have,' which is what the official lyrics say, and which is what makes sense with 'du hast mich gefragt,' -> 'you have asked me.'

Du hast keine Idee. (You have no idea.)
Du haßt Hunds. (You hate dogs.)

by dk May 25, 2003

OoT

See Ocarina of Time

thecooldk

OoT is the best game ever!!

by DK January 3, 2004

kolles

A botle of cheep wine used as a butt plug.

Eb was farting alote and we told him to put a kolles up his ass.

by DK April 6, 2005

Dark Knight

Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other men's girlfriends and underage girls from Canada.

Dark Knight, you are the man!

by DK January 11, 2004

cyberhobo

A cyberhobo works and travels around like a regular hobo, but rides around for free on the net instead of hopping trains.

The dot-commer turned cyberhobo when the bubble burst.

by dk December 27, 2004