Definitions by dj spykerz(scoused out)

cheese grater 

also known as a cock grinder, it's when a womans pussy is seemingly sharp, which leaves ur cock red raw

pain and pleasure or nothing

choices, choices!

person1: i heard this girl im about 2 fuck has a sharp pussy, or cheese grater wot do i do
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!

cheese grater by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 7, 2009

cute 

a way of saying some1 is a slag/slut but not in a way people hate

person1: mann that girl is cute
person2: u maen shes a slag
person1: ye

cute by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 24, 2009

golf 

a great sport all in all, requires an unbeliveable amount of precision and skill, takes so much practice as most people will appreciate, milimeters off perfect strike and it's a shit shot, that is why golf is payed huge amounts in professional tournaments.

the fitness side of things is amazing most golfers are extremely athletic, aswell as walking a course which is about 4-5 miles long. it is a game 4 the fit!

golf seems the easyist thing 2 play in the world when u r playin well, and can also seems the hardest game in the worl when u r playin shit

golf by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 19, 2009

wag mark 

the clear red mark on a womans hand which tells u how heavy her shopping bags of clothes are, v redder the hands the more clothes she has bought, also works with handbags, shoes etc

my gf had a clear wag mark on her hands when she got home so i know how much clothes she's bought

wag mark by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 15, 2009

etp 

in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc

person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house

etp by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

ltp 

in golf terms it means late tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might have something important to do early in the morning, can't get up early very well!! etc

person1: hey theres a competition next week have u put ur name down to play in it
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!

ltp by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

spawny 

a term in golf that means really lucky, eg. after u have hit ur shot it bounced infront and then over the bunker, theres plenty of different situations it can be said in

person1: (hits shot) get over that bunker... yes!!
person2: u spawny bastard, if that was me that would be in the bunker
person1: i guess my golf ball has ears

person2: no ur a spawny bastard!!

spawny by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009