dj spykerz(scoused out)'s definitions

THE ANNIVERSARY

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

man: i loved ur naked body 25 years ago, i just wanted to fuck the living shit out of u on the anniversary
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

:p(:

having oral sex with someone

hey sophie i seriously wana :p(: wiv u

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

wwtdd

what would the devil do?, usually said when wanting to get revenge on someone big time

person1: argh my boss has just cut my pay, what can i do
person2: think, wwtdd
person1: ahh yes, i think its prank time!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

school sex

when i man goes into the girls toilet and cums on the toilet seat and all the girls that go on it get pregnant

no wonder teenagers are having kids

school sex

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009

dominika

a small sweet girl from slovakia that has a great personality, she seems inocent enough at first but as you get to know her you'll have had enough slaps to the arm to figure out she slaps like a total bitch, gets annoyed easly. the name dominika can actually be mistaken for dominatrix which is a type of sex which is where the woman takes control with whips, chains, handcuffs etc

person1: hey that dominika is nice int she

person2: hell no, look at the red mark on my arm from when she slapped me
person1: ouch!
person3: i thought u said dominatrix then
person1: hey it does sound like

person1 nd 2: lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

big a.o

a player on mkw (mario kart wii) who owns everyone yet isn't obsessed like most people

person1: so how u doin on mkw
big a.o: ye i'm doin ok ive nearly got all da characters, go on it bout once every fortnight, still own every1
person1: lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 12, 2009

sexually transmitted disease

we can't just fuckin well get on with sex can we

and even kissing can give u diseases, wtf has this world come to, so now we have to have a big chunk of rubber beetween it all to stop us dieing of something that was probably fucking well made up

dosen't anyone think it's a take piss

stupid sexually transmitted disease why can't i do what i want!!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 5, 2009