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:p(:

having oral sex with someone
hey sophie i seriously wana :p(: wiv u
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009
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THE ANNIVERSARY

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
man: i loved ur naked body 25 years ago, i just wanted to fuck the living shit out of u on the anniversary
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
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knuckle thruster

the act of clenching ur hand into a fist, then with the knuckles pointing at the vagina rub the knuckles up and down against it, the ridges beetween the knuckles make 4 maximum pleasure
person1: howd it go wiv emma
person2: a gave her a good knuckle thruster she was screaming!!
person1: nice one :)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009
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scouse

i bet u have never heard of this before but it's actually a type of music

thats right a type of music

i myself am one of the many scouse dj's

scouse dj's remix songs from the uk top 40 and other well known tunes aswell as making their own

kb project, alex k, jc project, ls system, bass slammers, ghetto busterz, dna, tim dawes, dj, riley, dj ian t, dj mercer and of course myself are just some of the many scouse dj's

if you wan't any more info on this music go to

www.wkd-sounds.com
www.bouncytunez.net
person1: scouse music rules!
person2: yay lol i just remixed a miley cyrus tune aswell as a christmas tune
person1: sounds awesome
person2: it sounds even better through huge speakers
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 12, 2009
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.|.

behold my mighty dick!!!, mainly used in texting
person1: hey katie .|.
person2: wow its so small
person1: fuck u
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009
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LABATYFO

STANDS FOR LIFES A BITCH AND THEN YOU FUCK ONE
PERSON1: SO YOUVE BEEN DUMPED AGAIN
PERSON2: YEP
PERSON1: AH WELL LABATYFO
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009
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curtis

someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like
person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
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