dj spykerz(scoused out)'s definitions

facefucked

to get owned by someone who has posted something about u on facebook or could be someone hacking into ur facebook acount somehow and posting things 4 u, therefore looking like a prick when u next go on it, it can be so bad that people just cancel their account all together

person1: my m8 got facefucked by someone hacking into his account, he had 2 cancel his account it got that bad
person2: is he gonna create a new account
person1: doubt it, he's traumatised enough

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

tickle her pickle

another way of saying to finger a woman

i bet u'd love 2 tickle her pickle wouldn't u

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 20, 2009

,,|,,

means fuck you (middle finger)

person1: so you bummed lewis yet!!!
person2: ,,|,,

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

tornadoes and women

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

tornadoes and women are so alike

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009

:p(:

having oral sex with someone

hey sophie i seriously wana :p(: wiv u

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

THE ANNIVERSARY

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

man: i loved ur naked body 25 years ago, i just wanted to fuck the living shit out of u on the anniversary
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

wiped it's face

a term used in auction used to describe something that has broke even

my golf club has wiped it's face on ebay

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009