Definitions by diseased sheep

me bag 

When someone can get their own testies into their mouth.

"Hey look over there at Mike, he's 'me bagging' himself!!!"

me bag by diseased sheep July 9, 2005

shrooms 

A form of mushrooms that you eat or smoke, oh ya, they make you trip out like mad, and they make you at people in a whole different way.

Me and my friends did shrooms for the first by chopping them up very finely and putting them in yougurt. Then we waited in my friedns basement until it kicked in, and when it did we were hitting eachother and going crazy on MSN. I broke my friends glasses by falling on them. Then we stared at the ceiling for 20 minutes watching it morph and change. Then my friedns brother came home and yelled at me to keep my voice down, and he wondered if we were on acid. He told us to go outside and explore, we did and it was amazing, everything was colourful and crazy, we found our way to the local pool, we went into the washroom and pee'd all over the walls. Next we went to the mall to get the great "WOW" feeling, i saw some guy and he look like a turtle. We traveled through the streets and took off our shoes, luckily one of my friends wasnt on shrooms so he made sure we didnt forget them, in the end we had walked about 6 km across the city.

In the end the moral of our adventure is that people are very werid.

shrooms by diseased sheep July 9, 2005