dis sho am good's definitions

rusty sewing machine

The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.

The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.

by dis sho am good June 21, 2006

mode

mode; moded

being put down, stained on, or otherwise humilated.

Bobby - 'get that shit stain off your face fool!'
Susie - 'It's a birth mark'
Ronald - 'Aw mode!'

by dis sho am good September 2, 2008