dirty mexican's definitions

Pearl bracelet

When a woman give a man a hand job and then the male skeets all over the woman's hand. Therefor resembling a pearl bracelet.

That bitch gave me a hand job so i returned the favor with a nice pearl bracelet.

by dirty mexican October 20, 2006

mossed

when someone jumps over someone else to catch a football.

damn that bitch just got mossed!

by Dirty Mexican October 20, 2006

sweaty sweaty pancake

When you smack some hoe in the face with your sweaty gonad and strife. Then you get the hell out of their like a skeet and skoot.

Charlie smacked his sweaty sweaty pancake all over Shelby Higgs.

by Dirty Mexican September 18, 2006