perfect crime

A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.
GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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holy roller

a religious person, usually white and from orange county. listens to christian rock on the TBN
by dirTsamoan July 07, 2003
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butterchubbs

A short, pudgy person. the term is used to crush that fat fu*k's ego by validly pointing out that she has dehumanized herself by her relentless consumption.
{looking sternly at the BBQ sauce smeared face of your lazy ass wife} "Easy there butterchubbs! Why don't you take it easy on those pulled pork sandwiches! Why don't you get off your huge dumper and get a job!" "Why the fu*k did I knock you up?!#$%"
by dirTsamoan July 01, 2003
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chubbster

Sal's fat fockin' girlfriend that's shaped like an potato! Let's only hope he's shootin' blanks!
Let's all pray for Sal, so that he might salvage some dignity and kick that leaf blower to the fockin' curb!
by dirTsamoan July 01, 2003
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jizz trap

A term referring to a woman, either by questionable morals or intelligence, has allowed herself to be the willing recipient of a long history of creampies, to such excess that she dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle.
That stupid jizz trap gave me the clap!
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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dumpster

Also see "Dumpan" Favorite utterance is: "duh, I don't know~"
Whatta dumpster!
by dirTsamoan July 03, 2003
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pussy hair

a form of measurement. an unquantifiable measurement which illustrates the insignificance of the amount in question.
are we really going to argue about that?! that's some pussy hair shit!
by dirTsamoan July 01, 2003
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