by dirTsamoan July 07, 2003
Those sick fucks that frequent public restrooms in search of unflushed toilets. These broken degenerates feel sick pleasure by the sight of the aftermath of digestion.
by dirTsamoan July 08, 2003
a denser than lead dullard of the homo dumpanicus family. You can spot this creatures in the pink jungles of West Hollywood. This slow creature is marked by a pair of vacuous eyes and a tooth gap which almost stares at you. Beware, if you are spotted, you might be mistaken for a waitress/stripper and be subject to a fierce attack of groping and rubbing. If drunk, dumpan is subject to violent and unpredictable vomiting and delusional confidence.
by dirTsamoan July 01, 2003
Let's all pray for Sal, so that he might salvage some dignity and kick that leaf blower to the fockin' curb!
by dirTsamoan July 01, 2003
A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.
Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!
by dirTsamoan July 03, 2003
A term referring to a woman, either by questionable morals or intelligence, has allowed herself to be the willing recipient of a long history of creampies, to such excess that she dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle.
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003