father's day

Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.

Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!

by dirTsamoan July 02, 2003

Judas

Someone who sells out his homies by invariably living selfishy. Tends to knock up broke ass mexi-hoes that are shaped like a potato. Usually the loser older brother of an Italian family with "Fredo syndrome"

Damn! Sally from the Vally pulled a Judas on me again! Guess he gotta feed that chubster hoe of his again!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

holy roller

a religious person, usually white and from orange county. listens to christian rock on the TBN

by dirTsamoan July 07, 2003

plop raider

Those sick fucks that frequent public restrooms in search of unflushed toilets. These broken degenerates feel sick pleasure by the sight of the aftermath of digestion.

There goes Andrew again! Whatta plop raider! Like a fucking Indiana Jones of shit!

by dirTsamoan July 08, 2003

dumpan

a denser than lead dullard of the homo dumpanicus family. You can spot this creatures in the pink jungles of West Hollywood. This slow creature is marked by a pair of vacuous eyes and a tooth gap which almost stares at you. Beware, if you are spotted, you might be mistaken for a waitress/stripper and be subject to a fierce attack of groping and rubbing. If drunk, dumpan is subject to violent and unpredictable vomiting and delusional confidence.

See how the club blacklite illuminates the crusted semen on his pants? Whatta dumpan!

by dirTsamoan July 01, 2003

chubbster

Sal's fat fockin' girlfriend that's shaped like an potato! Let's only hope he's shootin' blanks!

Let's all pray for Sal, so that he might salvage some dignity and kick that leaf blower to the fockin' curb!

by dirTsamoan July 01, 2003

power pootie

A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.

Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!

by dirTsamoan July 03, 2003