dirTsamoan's definitions

plop raider

Those sick fucks that frequent public restrooms in search of unflushed toilets. These broken degenerates feel sick pleasure by the sight of the aftermath of digestion.

There goes Andrew again! Whatta plop raider! Like a fucking Indiana Jones of shit!

by dirTsamoan July 8, 2003

holy roller

a religious person, usually white and from orange county. listens to christian rock on the TBN

by dirTsamoan July 7, 2003

chubbster

Sal's fat fockin' girlfriend that's shaped like an potato! Let's only hope he's shootin' blanks!

Let's all pray for Sal, so that he might salvage some dignity and kick that leaf blower to the fockin' curb!

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.

Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

raymode

A level of intoxication achieved by only one way and by one man alone. Few have witnessed the bone-chilling spectacle of Ray consuming lethal doses of single-malt scotch, thereby embarking on a carnival ride of shame and soilment.

Ray has not fathered any kids, for one he can knock anyone up when he's in raymode, secondly- his sperm is swimming in a high-octane soup of scotch and sadness.

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

get some!

While fucking a TJ whore missionary style, amongst the backdrop of accordion-heavy folk music and squeaking bed springs, at the point of climax, you squeeze her arms very hard and give a piercing stare into her eyes and yell "get some!" Since the whore does not understand english, she fails to understand the humor nor the prurient value, leaving her both frightened and confused. A deeply satisfying experience.

Uh! GET SOME! *squirt*

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

butterchubbs

A short, pudgy person. the term is used to crush that fat fu*k's ego by validly pointing out that she has dehumanized herself by her relentless consumption.

{looking sternly at the BBQ sauce smeared face of your lazy ass wife} "Easy there butterchubbs! Why don't you take it easy on those pulled pork sandwiches! Why don't you get off your huge dumper and get a job!" "Why the fu*k did I knock you up?!#$%"

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003