Definitions by dirTsamoan

butterchubbs 

A short, pudgy person. the term is used to crush that fat fu*k's ego by validly pointing out that she has dehumanized herself by her relentless consumption.

{looking sternly at the BBQ sauce smeared face of your lazy ass wife} "Easy there butterchubbs! Why don't you take it easy on those pulled pork sandwiches! Why don't you get off your huge dumper and get a job!" "Why the fu*k did I knock you up?!#$%"

butterchubbs by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

pussy hair 

a form of measurement. an unquantifiable measurement which illustrates the insignificance of the amount in question.

are we really going to argue about that?! that's some pussy hair shit!

pussy hair by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

dumpan 

a denser than lead dullard of the homo dumpanicus family. You can spot this creatures in the pink jungles of West Hollywood. This slow creature is marked by a pair of vacuous eyes and a tooth gap which almost stares at you. Beware, if you are spotted, you might be mistaken for a waitress/stripper and be subject to a fierce attack of groping and rubbing. If drunk, dumpan is subject to violent and unpredictable vomiting and delusional confidence.

See how the club blacklite illuminates the crusted semen on his pants? Whatta dumpan!

dumpan by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

jizz trap 

A term referring to a woman, either by questionable morals or intelligence, has allowed herself to be the willing recipient of a long history of creampies, to such excess that she dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle.

That stupid jizz trap gave me the clap!

jizz trap by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

perfect crime 

A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.

GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!

perfect crime by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.

Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!

Meat Curtains by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

get some! 

While fucking a TJ whore missionary style, amongst the backdrop of accordion-heavy folk music and squeaking bed springs, at the point of climax, you squeeze her arms very hard and give a piercing stare into her eyes and yell "get some!" Since the whore does not understand english, she fails to understand the humor nor the prurient value, leaving her both frightened and confused. A deeply satisfying experience.

Uh! GET SOME! *squirt*

get some! by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003