dirTsamoan's definitions

butterchubbs

A short, pudgy person. the term is used to crush that fat fu*k's ego by validly pointing out that she has dehumanized herself by her relentless consumption.

{looking sternly at the BBQ sauce smeared face of your lazy ass wife} "Easy there butterchubbs! Why don't you take it easy on those pulled pork sandwiches! Why don't you get off your huge dumper and get a job!" "Why the fu*k did I knock you up?!#$%"

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

get some!

While fucking a TJ whore missionary style, amongst the backdrop of accordion-heavy folk music and squeaking bed springs, at the point of climax, you squeeze her arms very hard and give a piercing stare into her eyes and yell "get some!" Since the whore does not understand english, she fails to understand the humor nor the prurient value, leaving her both frightened and confused. A deeply satisfying experience.

Uh! GET SOME! *squirt*

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

power pootie

A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.

Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!

by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003

jizz trap

A term referring to a woman, either by questionable morals or intelligence, has allowed herself to be the willing recipient of a long history of creampies, to such excess that she dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle.

That stupid jizz trap gave me the clap!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

perfect crime

A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.

GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

chubbster

Sal's fat fockin' girlfriend that's shaped like an potato! Let's only hope he's shootin' blanks!

Let's all pray for Sal, so that he might salvage some dignity and kick that leaf blower to the fockin' curb!

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

raymode

A level of intoxication achieved by only one way and by one man alone. Few have witnessed the bone-chilling spectacle of Ray consuming lethal doses of single-malt scotch, thereby embarking on a carnival ride of shame and soilment.

Ray has not fathered any kids, for one he can knock anyone up when he's in raymode, secondly- his sperm is swimming in a high-octane soup of scotch and sadness.

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003