Q: Hey, let's go get some churros.
A: Can't. Excellent Gleerun is coming on in 20 minutes, the GaGa episode dude.
Q: That's super gay
A: Yup. Wanna stay?
Q: Yeah.
A: Can't. Excellent Gleerun is coming on in 20 minutes, the GaGa episode dude.
Q: That's super gay
A: Yup. Wanna stay?
Q: Yeah.
by dilbrent June 25, 2010
Listen up, "disreproachable" is absolutely a word. I am not saying you hear it every day; in fact there is a significant, not-insubstantial chance you won't even hear it in your lifetime. You should get out more.
It's very much like "irreproachable" and its root word "reproach" but in no way similar, other than the obvious similarities.
It's very much like "irreproachable" and its root word "reproach" but in no way similar, other than the obvious similarities.
Obviously similar uses:
"Her grooming was beyond reproach; it was _irreproachable_."
v.
"His groomering was _dispreproachable_; although without question I burned the couch cushion he sat on when he left."
Less similar:
"You know how 'irreproachable' is a word? That's awesome, but I don't think 'disreproachable' is cool like that. Only a choad would say that."
v.
"You know what word I like? 'Disreproachable.' That's an awesome word. I don't think a chode would use that word."
So, they are not completely interchangeable, but you definitely get the picture. Also, New Moon sucked. Where I come from the vampires actually suck blood. Come on.
"Her grooming was beyond reproach; it was _irreproachable_."
v.
"His groomering was _dispreproachable_; although without question I burned the couch cushion he sat on when he left."
Less similar:
"You know how 'irreproachable' is a word? That's awesome, but I don't think 'disreproachable' is cool like that. Only a choad would say that."
v.
"You know what word I like? 'Disreproachable.' That's an awesome word. I don't think a chode would use that word."
So, they are not completely interchangeable, but you definitely get the picture. Also, New Moon sucked. Where I come from the vampires actually suck blood. Come on.
by dilbrent April 16, 2010
Verb: Variation of "shart" occurring in the bathtub. An anal release in a bathtub intended to be a fart that unintentionally contains fecal matter. A portmanteau of “shit” and “tub.”
Noun: An objectionable person, or undesired company, derived from the verb form of shub; a reference to the little unwanted turd in the tub after shubbing.
Noun: An objectionable person, or undesired company, derived from the verb form of shub; a reference to the little unwanted turd in the tub after shubbing.
Noun use:
Person 1: How was your bath?
Person 2: Good until I shubbed. Then I basically had to start over from scratch.
Person 1: Nasty.
Verb use:
Person 1: See that dude over there by the Twilight poster? I met him at a party last week and he was a total chode.
Person 2: Seriously, I work with him. He’s past chode status; he’s a hardcore shub. Also, Twilight sucked.
Person 1: How was your bath?
Person 2: Good until I shubbed. Then I basically had to start over from scratch.
Person 1: Nasty.
Verb use:
Person 1: See that dude over there by the Twilight poster? I met him at a party last week and he was a total chode.
Person 2: Seriously, I work with him. He’s past chode status; he’s a hardcore shub. Also, Twilight sucked.
by dilbrent March 26, 2010
Acronym: "Calm the shit down." Derivative of CTFD ("calm the fuck down") but used to denote the contextually strong significance of the issue about which the audience should be calm.
November 2016 Election-specific examples:
1) "Hi Republicants! You won, everyone gets it. Stop the gloating and general dickery, and CTSD for fuck sake."
2) "Hey Democraps: If you want to keep whining for the next four years please do it quietly in your safe space, and CTSD 'cuz the rest of us are sick of it."
3) "Does anyone know that CTSD is also an acronym for Continuous Traumatic Stress Disorder? No? Neither did I, and quite frankly it's not very funny."
1) "Hi Republicants! You won, everyone gets it. Stop the gloating and general dickery, and CTSD for fuck sake."
2) "Hey Democraps: If you want to keep whining for the next four years please do it quietly in your safe space, and CTSD 'cuz the rest of us are sick of it."
3) "Does anyone know that CTSD is also an acronym for Continuous Traumatic Stress Disorder? No? Neither did I, and quite frankly it's not very funny."
by dilbrent December 16, 2016
Acronym: "Calm the shit down." Derivative of CTFD ("calm the fuck down") but used to denote the contextually strong significance of the issue about which the audience should be calm.
November 2016 Election-specific examples:
November 2016 Election-specific examples:
1) "Hi Republicants! You won, everyone gets it. Stop the gloating and general dickery, and CTSD for fuck sake."
2) "Hey Democraps: If you want to keep whining for the next four years please do it quietly in your safe space, and CTSD 'cuz the rest of us are sick of it."
3) "Does anyone know that CTSD is also an acronym for Continuous Traumatic Stress Disorder? No? Neither did I, and quite frankly it's not very funny."
2) "Hey Democraps: If you want to keep whining for the next four years please do it quietly in your safe space, and CTSD 'cuz the rest of us are sick of it."
3) "Does anyone know that CTSD is also an acronym for Continuous Traumatic Stress Disorder? No? Neither did I, and quite frankly it's not very funny."
by dilbrent December 16, 2016
BPP: (Acronym) Bored People Problems
Problems expressed on social media by people who are so bored they complain about issues that are absolutely worthy of being ignored.
Problems expressed on social media by people who are so bored they complain about issues that are absolutely worthy of being ignored.
Example Facebook post
Len: Just saw the new Incredibles movie. The font they chose for the credits was SO PLAYED OUT.
Billiam: dude. BPP.
Len: Just sayin', really? If you aren't even going to try, might as well use Papyrus like the rest of the hacks.
Billiam: Damn Len, how bored ARE you?
Len: Just saw the new Incredibles movie. The font they chose for the credits was SO PLAYED OUT.
Billiam: dude. BPP.
Len: Just sayin', really? If you aren't even going to try, might as well use Papyrus like the rest of the hacks.
Billiam: Damn Len, how bored ARE you?
by dilbrent June 22, 2018
by dilbrent August 29, 2019