Gonzo

Blue, large-nosed (beaked?) muppet. Also a nickname for Luis Gonzalez of the Diamondbacks.

Gonzo was in Muppet Treasure Island, the only muppet movie that I ever saw.

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

Address

1. Place of residence. Given using street name and house number, along with the city, state, and oftentimes zipcode for out-of-state affairs.

2. To speak to one person/group in particular.

3. To stress a certain subject, often in a speech.

1. My address is 25 Spencer Rd.

2. I addressed my latest speech to Jamcian-Americans.

3. My latest lecture addressed the demolition of the old asbestos factory in Shrewsbury.

by Diggity Monkeez January 04, 2005

Hock

1) To sell, but not in a store.

2) To force mucus into the mouth.

1) He hocked his stereo system to provide for the surgery payment.

2) He hocked a loogie, and spat it toward my face (I ducked.).

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005

Toupee

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

Wensday

Pronunciation of 'Wednesday'.

"No, thanks; I did last Wensday."

by Diggity Monkeez April 02, 2005

Race

Competition of speed in which the competitors start equidistant to a certain point that all racers attempt to reach. Whomever reaches said point first wins the race.

I finished third in the twenty-man race.

by Diggity Monkeez April 08, 2005

Utter

1) To say/speak.

2) Complete, full; in reference to abstract concepts, rather than objects.

1) Strangely enough, Albert didn't utter a word after his convincing victory.

2) Steven's utter happiness was kept hidden under the indifferent expression he always carried.

by Diggity Monkeez March 11, 2005