poogasm

The overwhelmingly sensational feeling achieved after hanging a very large, dirty but succesful shit.
The arse's equivalent of a orgasm.

"Ahhh (In Relief), don't ya love poogasms.

by Diego July 04, 2003

old cheese

Also can be used in reference to your mother or your wife.

My old cheese will dust me if I go to the pub after work.

by Diego December 03, 2003

bastardised bottomburp

I think he is Australian and has added about 750 words. Only Diego has added more definiton's.

Bastardised Bottomburp is one of the urbandictionary kings. Except some of his words are quite shit.

by Diego September 28, 2003

cap

something u wear on your head... sometimes if u have a bad hair day.. Usually worn backwords

Diego,, Wearing his Ferrari hat,, lookin sooo cool

by Diego March 23, 2003

whizz

Speed, Amphetamine.

"I got on the whizz and started sum shit."

by Diego September 11, 2003

Rob Lowe

A brilliant actor (not for his acting or sexual advances, for his criminal escapades).

"I bashed that fuck, but the cops rolled up and I was busted down like Rob Lowe."

by Diego June 23, 2003

just do it

1. The most globally recognised slogan of any company. The Nike 'tick' or 'swish' and this slogan are two of the best marketing tactics of all time.
2. Said by someone who 'peer pressures' other's.

1. Nike: Just Do it.
2.Peer Pressurer: "Have a hit man."
Dude: "No Thanks."
Peer Pressurer: "Just do it."

by Diego August 26, 2003