Definitions by diego

The Urban Dictionary

Example of urban dictionary crime:

Word: (_)_)======D(_*_)

Defintion: How that fat guy at my school likes it.

Example Used: Fat-TurdMuncher likes to (_)_)======D(_*_) all night, because he's gay.

Example thoughtfully provided by 'RatchetBoo'.

The Urban Dictionary by Diego November 5, 2003

Melbourne Cup 

Australia's biggest and richest horse race. The nation stops at 3:10 on the 1st Tuesday of November to watch 'The Cup'.

Won in 2003 by 'Makybe Diva'. Ridden by Glen Boss.

Melbourne Cup by Diego November 5, 2003

old girl 

As above.

Very common in Australia.

old girl by Diego November 5, 2003

old chook 

Your mother.
Non-derrogatory.

"My old chook harked me for not having getting a job."

old chook by Diego November 5, 2003

bowlo 

The local bowling club. Great for sinking schooners with old war veterans and playing free pool, the pokies, Keno and the TAB. Great to get pissed at during the daytime.

I also think that some 'old mates' play lawn bowls...An extensive game of Boche.

bowlo by Diego November 5, 2003

Tyte 

A very un-tight way of saying 'tight'.

As bad as 'l337'.

Tyte by Diego November 5, 2003

gear 

Any drug...but most common with speed (1) and chronic (2).

1 I'm gunna go get on the gear tonight.
2 This smells like sum pretty good gear.

gear by Diego November 4, 2003