dick splash's definitions

tank

Best track on the Black and White album.

"Yes, I can...."

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

fatty

Unattractive people who will never grace covers of magazines ( except fat people magazines) nor be professional athletes.

Look at that hot, voluptuous fat stripper. "Hey fatty, bend over a little more and I'll spot you a 10".

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

cole haan

Fine, usually all leather shoes.

Hey, are those Coles?

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

Fornicate

To slam the jam, in polite, conservative company.

"I say, would you like to fornicate?"

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

collective bargaining unit

Contradiction

That collective bargaining unit are a bunch of cunts who don't know what they want. Morons.

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

communists

Idiots who didn't read Marx and thought it would be funny if they said everyone was equal and redistributed the wealth to themselves.

Trotsky: Let's pull the wool over their eyes. They'll go for it.
Lenin: Sure. (For now).

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

golf

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003