Definitions by dick splash

seductive banjo 

Complete know head who can't play games for shit

You're a right seductive banjo

seductive banjo by dick splash November 20, 2016

wargasm 

n. 1 the climax of gaming excitement, either FPS or RTS, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain. 2 the climax of combat excitement often felt by military personnel around the world, especially if they are on the winning side, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain. 3 the climax of cinematic excitement, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain after having watched a war film or films. v. have a wargasm.
-ORIGIN C20: From Brit.

"I had a right wargasm after finally completing the game in single player mode."

also

".....so I let rip with a full mag' into his chest and he just spun around and fell right over the balcony. It took a week to get over that wargasm."

also

"I had a total wargasm last night, after watching 'Saving Private Ryan' and 'Band of Brothers' back to back"

wargasm by Dick Splash February 28, 2005

wargasmic 

adj. of or relating to wargasm. >able to achieve wargasm.
- DERIVATIVES wargasmically adv. wargastic adj. wargastically. adv.

"The helicopter scene in 'Apocalypse Now' when they played Wagner, was totally wargasmic."

wargasmic by Dick Splash February 28, 2005

dick splash 

n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.

"Oh!......thanks for the dick splash mate."

also

"Hey".....nice dick splash."

dick splash by Dick Splash February 28, 2005

backseat 

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

backseat by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

fucker 

What you become after you have sex for the first time.

"Hey, I fucked Susie last night so now I'm a fucker. What did she mean when she said I haven't come yet?"

fucker by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.

"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"

snail trail by Dick Splash January 2, 2004