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Definitions by dick fitswell

roughly translated as "saggy jonno"
a guy who has saggy man tits
"damn jonno your tits look like poached eggs"
Sonno by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Mint Cunt 

Some incredibly ugly guy.
Mint Cunt by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Gooselips 

" i wish i could slip a fat one in Angelina Jolie's gooselips"
Gooselips by dick fitswell August 22, 2003
" look at that morange, i'll bet she has a copper crutch"
Morange by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Rusty Crutch 

a person with orange hair who will obviously have orange pubes.
" your mom needs a panelbeater to operate on her rusty crutch "
Rusty Crutch by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

fall on the grenade 

when one has mega-bad luck.
John Simmons found out that his ultra-hot girlfriend has a mega-large weiner. Aint that a fall on the grenade?