dick fitswell's definitions

Ditch Doctor

a homo who spelunks the anus.

James Darlington

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

fall on the grenade

when one has mega-bad luck.

John Simmons found out that his ultra-hot girlfriend has a mega-large weiner. Aint that a fall on the grenade?

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Muhhhhh

when someone takes a ride down a flight of stairs

"Elliot Keyes muhhhhed his way down the Tech Block stairs."

by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

TeWiremu

a really gay male singing teacher

"CB liked his lesson with TeWiremu"

by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

Yak

A saggy, old, heinous woman, who often shrieks warnings of detentions.

Laura Sunderland.

by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

I dont like it!

A general response to use when someone tells you about something negative.

I wanted to come over and play foosball but I had to stay home with my old lady. "response" I dont like it!

by Dick fitswell February 4, 2004