20 definition by dick fitswell

a homo who spelunks the anus.
James Darlington
by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

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Son of Debbie ( who is hairy )
David O'Hagan is the son of Debbie
by dick fitswell August 25, 2003

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Yak
A saggy, old, heinous woman, who often shrieks warnings of detentions.
Laura Sunderland.
by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

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when one has mega-bad luck.
John Simmons found out that his ultra-hot girlfriend has a mega-large weiner. Aint that a fall on the grenade?
by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

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A smelly hick.
"raymond winslow is a smelly hick"
by dick fitswell August 24, 2003

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a slut/ho/shitbag bitch who services guys in the pits.
when Schumacher took a pit stop, some race queen offered to take his member. He slapped her good.
by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

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