swift

Someone who talks with a lisp.

" damn Cameron you munt, you have the biggesth lithp i have ever thseen. Your swift mouth moveth quickly".

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

fall on the grenade

when one has mega-bad luck.

John Simmons found out that his ultra-hot girlfriend has a mega-large weiner. Aint that a fall on the grenade?

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Gooselips

The outer labia.

" i wish i could slip a fat one in Angelina Jolie's gooselips"

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

race queen

a slut/ho/shitbag bitch who services guys in the pits.

when Schumacher took a pit stop, some race queen offered to take his member. He slapped her good.

by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

Rusty Crutch

a person with orange hair who will obviously have orange pubes.

" your mom needs a panelbeater to operate on her rusty crutch "

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Ditch Doctor

a homo who spelunks the anus.

James Darlington

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003