Definitions by diamond doug

gay nigger from outer space

Someone so gay they could be from a queer colony in outerspace that sent a shuttle to Earth. The shuttle crashed and the soot covered the person making them appear "colored".

Look at Timmy, he is such a gay nigger from outer space!

gay nigger from outer space by Diamond Doug May 6, 2005

yard 

to covet; to abuse a privelage; or to steal.

"i saw him yarding furtive glances at my girl"
"i left my smokes on the table and they got yarded on!"
"you couldn't wait to yard on my last beer, could you!"

yard by diamond doug May 20, 2004

tuturo-faliche 

a failure, a let-down, or an asshole. can also mean a guy with a swimming pool who doesn't let his boys come swim, that type of person.

my tuturo-faliche shoe laces broke and i just bought 'em.
why doesn't that tuturo-faliche let us come over and swim?!

tuturo-faliche by diamond doug May 20, 2004