Definitions by delusional in Tx

Baker's Dozen 

Sticking 12 objects up a woman's vagina and sucking out 13

What's grosser than gross? Sticking 12 oysters up a Grandmother's cunt and getting a baker's dozen.

Baker's Dozen by delusional in TX January 8, 2012

squiding 

Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.

I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.

squiding by delusional in Tx December 27, 2009