Baker's Dozen

Sticking 12 objects up a woman's vagina and sucking out 13
What's grosser than gross? Sticking 12 oysters up a Grandmother's cunt and getting a baker's dozen.
by delusional in TX January 06, 2012
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squiding

Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.
I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.
by delusional in Tx December 28, 2009
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