delores haze's definitions

gawed

sounds like "oh God!" but with the written intention to not take the Lord's name in vain

IM Session:

Ben: "Please send me your photo display pic"

Suzy: "Oh gawed, get over it Ben! I am not sharing"

by delores haze September 5, 2006

cheese platter

a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey

girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!

by delores haze September 5, 2006

yum

an affectionate term for a friend or someone of the opposite sex you find attractive

female me: hey yum, hows it going
female friend: meh im doing alright, a little tired

hot male friend: hey lady what are you doing tonight?
female me: oh hey yum, no plans. you up for something?
hot male friend: sure give me a call later

by delores haze December 27, 2005

boo

less offensive term used to describe someone you have a sexual relationship with. short term for 'bootie call'

hey isnt that your boo over there, talking to the bartender?

by delores haze July 10, 2005

handy special

the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential

candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded

carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'

candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*

by delores haze September 5, 2006