5 definitions by delores haze
the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential
candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded
carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'
candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*
carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'
candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*
by delores haze September 5, 2006
a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey
girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night
girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
by delores haze September 5, 2006
less offensive term used to describe someone you have a sexual relationship with. short term for 'bootie call'
by delores haze June 29, 2005
female me: hey yum, hows it going
female friend: meh im doing alright, a little tired
hot male friend: hey lady what are you doing tonight?
female me: oh hey yum, no plans. you up for something?
hot male friend: sure give me a call later
female friend: meh im doing alright, a little tired
hot male friend: hey lady what are you doing tonight?
female me: oh hey yum, no plans. you up for something?
hot male friend: sure give me a call later
by delores haze November 21, 2005
IM Session:
Ben: "Please send me your photo display pic"
Suzy: "Oh gawed, get over it Ben! I am not sharing"
Ben: "Please send me your photo display pic"
Suzy: "Oh gawed, get over it Ben! I am not sharing"
by delores haze September 5, 2006