1 definition by deletedalottoomanytomention
Claudia is a beautiful tanned skin Italian girl whose beauty and figure has her as the most sought after girl at Santa Maria College. Some people say she has slight autism due to her weird traits. The following are just some of her traits, just in case you want to marry a Claudia.
-addiction to almonds
-obsession with symmetry
-great at maths
-talks to animals and not humans
-insensitivity to very hot utensils
-reads from the center of the page, left eye reads left words from the left and right reads words from the right
-constantly seen writing, drawing, fidgeting for something to do
-scared of clowns or dolls with big eyes
-the plate must be in proportion to the meal, eg: a chicken wing on a massive plate?- fill up the plate or use a smaller one
-unable to mix food together on the same plate- salad separate, foods with sauce separate to the rest
-drinks tea only from thick rimmed glass tea cups
-addiction to chapsticks/lipgloss
-must shower before bed
-can't sleep in messy room/house
-hates public toilets,if desperate she squats on top without touching the seat (it's hygienic and builds your quads), also feet squatting is a good method but leaves shoe prints on the seat- not nice at all
-cannot drive a dirty car
-loves reading the newspaper daily.
-addiction to almonds
-obsession with symmetry
-great at maths
-talks to animals and not humans
-insensitivity to very hot utensils
-reads from the center of the page, left eye reads left words from the left and right reads words from the right
-constantly seen writing, drawing, fidgeting for something to do
-scared of clowns or dolls with big eyes
-the plate must be in proportion to the meal, eg: a chicken wing on a massive plate?- fill up the plate or use a smaller one
-unable to mix food together on the same plate- salad separate, foods with sauce separate to the rest
-drinks tea only from thick rimmed glass tea cups
-addiction to chapsticks/lipgloss
-must shower before bed
-can't sleep in messy room/house
-hates public toilets,if desperate she squats on top without touching the seat (it's hygienic and builds your quads), also feet squatting is a good method but leaves shoe prints on the seat- not nice at all
-cannot drive a dirty car
-loves reading the newspaper daily.
by deletedalottoomanytomention September 19, 2017