fur fajita

A real nasty vagina. Resembling the innards of a fajita.

Stacy has been around the block one too many times that she is starting to develop a fur fajita.

by dejaflu November 22, 2010

anal audio

Synonym for fart.

Ted ate too much Mexican food last night that I could hardly hear myself think today, thanks to his anal audio.

by dejaflu August 20, 2010

matrix deuce

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.

I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.

by dejaflu June 03, 2010

vandals

Sandals that are made out of old Vans shoes.

My old Vans slip-ons have so many holes in them that I decided to turn them into vandals.

by dejaflu May 08, 2010

diabarfa

Having diarrhea while also vomiting.

William had such a horrible case of the flu that he had diabarfa.

by dejaflu February 28, 2011

car owner boner

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

by dejaflu February 23, 2011

panty wine

Blood from menstruation.

Katie was on her period this week. She produced quite a lot of panty wine this season.

by dejaflu February 14, 2012