deez nuts's definitions

Firetruck

A man long ago with the name of Cristian Cortes, who is addicted to roblox and snapchat, gets no bitches except for sir Charles baslie, and it a complete dumbass it everything he does and is also is gay and extremely racist. He is also very obese with a BMI of 200.3, and he is only 4 feet 1 inch.

Dam bro you don't wanna pull the firetruck over there.

by Deez nuts May 25, 2022

deez nutz

What you do not have

YOU: Have you played that new game?
FRIEND: what new game?
YOU: Deez Nutz

by DEEZ NUTS November 14, 2003

bojangles

KFC knockoff that is at once, confoundingly, both better tasting and redneckier than KFC, Popeye's or Church's ever dreamed of being.

English: Bo-JANG-les
Spanish: Bo-HAN-glaze
High-Falutin': Bo-JEAN-glay (JEAN as in Jean-Luc Picard).

Let's go to Bo-JEAN-glay and get some buffalo bites so our farts will burn for two days.

by Deez Nuts March 4, 2005

hardees

home of the t"hickburger", another place shady wants to drive circles in the parking lot screaming "i don't give a fuk."

by deez nuts July 19, 2003

butt plug

All I want for Christmas.

It's a crying shame no shampoo bottles are butt plug shaped.

by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005

Ass clown

ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.

by DEEZ NUTS July 4, 2003

Snizzle D O Double Gizzle

Snoop Dogg Byach!

Fo' shizzle
Fo' Rizzle
It's the mutha fuckin D O Double Gizzle.

by Deez Nuts July 28, 2003