CRACK POPS

that shit the ice cream man sells. its awesome. its a foot that u lick and stick in a bunch of sugar that pops like its crack. its the safest crack hit u can take

that shits the best. dont mix with soda because u explode.

by deenie July 24, 2004

your mom

a diss. some say its really lame and when people can't think of something better to say. this is true sometimes. however at other times "your mom" disses can be really funny.. if it's the right person delivering the diss.

Laura: u know ur house sucks, we should go to mine.. i have Jumanji on DVD.

Rebecca: ur house smells like hot diareha.. plus Jumanji sucks more than ur mom when she was pregnant with u.

by deenie June 16, 2004

a fifth

vodka, rum whatever.. but an amout of that. like a small bottle thing that people usually drink while they walk down the street to a party or the park to smoke an L with their ppls.

i drank a fifth of vodka, then a forty, but i was fine cause u know what they say liquor before beer and ur in the clear!

by deenie June 18, 2004

south park

a really great show to watch stoned.
its on practically everday on comedy central at like 930. its about four boys who usually find themselves in crazy situations, and dont really think its a huge deal. there are really random things in the show that are just soooo hilarious.

one of the best episodes i think is chinpokemon or weight gain 4000

cartman: but maaaam i wanjnakjfnskngsgjslkgjamlsfgl
mrs cartman: okay, dont pick ur nose hon

kyle: cartman u r such a fatass that when people walk down the street they say god damn thats a big fat ass
cartman: EHH
some guy: god damn thats a big fat ass

by deenie June 20, 2004

chatroom

an internet room that people from where ever can chat. sometimes i just go in to piss people off with my friends when we are high or drunk just because its fuckin hilarious. people take it really serious and thats the funny part.

bigmanlax: so... sweety.. how's ur ASL?
prettykittens03: it's hot and wet how's ur ASL? i think mine wants a play mate. u wanna see my pics?
bigmanlax: ohyes baby sweet cakes.
prettykittens03: :D :) :O :P
thats me all the way on the left
bigmanlax: omg im so hard.
prettykittens03: good now i can destroy u with my evil ray that takes over the universe
bigmanlax:... sweety.. heres my pic :B
prettykittens03: ur a faggot
bigmanlax: but im hard sweety babykins
prettykittens03: choke on it bitch ur ugly i have no use talking to people half way across the world jerkin off to my pics when u are so ugly

by deenie June 16, 2004

dilly dally

what u do at work or school when u wanna avoid doin real work but act like u are so ur authority figure gives u credit. it's really funny sometimes, but there are only certain days u can dilly dally, maybe twice a week. if u have no real work then dilly dally ALL U WANT!!

joe: yo school fuckin sucks, i have gym next
jane: i have science next and i dont feel like doin shit, so i'm gonna dilly dally till the period ends.

by deenie June 17, 2004