dave's definitions

trousers

A subtle substitute for words such as fuck, shit and other such expletives

You just broke your best tamborine- 'trousers'

by Dave March 20, 2005

train driver

Term for a lesbian. If you repeat (at least three times) the words "lickedy split" in a rhythm that a train carriage makes whilst travelling at speed. Definately an aural definition.

She's a bit of a train driver.

by Dave January 12, 2005

Sysdrum

system drumatics when a computer breaks or acts up,
1a A bug or virus
1b the way a person acts when computers crash.
2 a white kid who is to nerdy to be cool

If you know an example then good for you

by Dave February 10, 2004

shufter poop

a person who has the ability to not only look like poo but the decency to smell like it too

pete!! ur a f****** shufter poop

by dave February 2, 2004

succulent

A term used to describe something that is, especially, tasty, and abundant in something.

One example of something succulent would be an orange, or other similar fruits. Another example is chicken.

See breasts & vagina for further info.

by Dave February 13, 2004

Dualies

The nickname for the duel Beretta M96's in Counterstrike.

"Duelies are for show. They suck really. Unless you're skilled."

by Dave April 12, 2004

FIM-92

The technical name for the Stinger surface-to-air missile system, developed for the US Army, and has seen excellent use in the Gulf War.

"The reason those Arabs have so many Stingers is because we supplied them with our Stingers during the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004