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When fucking a girl, right when you're about to cum, you cum in your hand rub it around and slap it on the chicks face so it looks like shes an orc with the white hand print from the lord of the rings
by Dave March 15, 2005
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Get the dong breath mug.*An offensive word toward a male coward.
*An offensive word toward a homosexual. Supposedly British context.
*A tiny little woman with insect wings. Some men can be such as well, but the female kind are much more popular.
*A popular internet picture of a Japanimated babe that does a little hop and her breasts do a little bounce as a result. Comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.
*An offensive word toward a homosexual. Supposedly British context.
*A tiny little woman with insect wings. Some men can be such as well, but the female kind are much more popular.
*A popular internet picture of a Japanimated babe that does a little hop and her breasts do a little bounce as a result. Comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.
"There's the deer. Take'im!"
"But....but I can't..."
"What?"
"I don't wanna hurt the little innocent animal!"
"You fuckin' fairy!"
"*lispy* Ooh, customers! Let's get down tonight pretty-boy!"
"Don't touch me you fairy."
"Fairies are not real."
"I love my bouncy fairies. ^_^ "
"But....but I can't..."
"What?"
"I don't wanna hurt the little innocent animal!"
"You fuckin' fairy!"
"*lispy* Ooh, customers! Let's get down tonight pretty-boy!"
"Don't touch me you fairy."
"Fairies are not real."
"I love my bouncy fairies. ^_^ "
by Dave December 9, 2004
Get the fairy mug.1. that bird just planed the shit out of my windshield.
2. you best watch out, or i'll pull a john denver and plane your ass.
2. you best watch out, or i'll pull a john denver and plane your ass.
by dave September 14, 2004
Get the plane mug.Nate lost his paddle but managed to save the cooler when we tipped over in the rapids while canoozing
by dave November 21, 2004
Get the canoozing mug.A slang term originating from the wirral.
Used to describe the release of short bursts of temper by a person. (To go crazy)
Used to describe the release of short bursts of temper by a person. (To go crazy)
by Dave August 11, 2003
Get the go west mug.*Ammunition casing.
*British terminology referring to negative quality.
*Another term for "money".
*Synonym for "shoot", used often by Australian military terminology.
*Powerful military commanders who, for example, call certain shots.
*British terminology referring to negative quality.
*Another term for "money".
*Synonym for "shoot", used often by Australian military terminology.
*Powerful military commanders who, for example, call certain shots.
MOM : "Don't forget to pick up the brass when you're done shooting your Garand, OK?"
ME : "Whatever. Not like we have a reloading kit or something..."
LIMEY : "That bitch was brass mate!"
DRUG-DEALER : "No brass, no deal. Now get outta here."
AUSSIE : "Ah'll brass that bitch up mate!"
LIEUTENANT : "The operation was a success!"
COLONEL : "I noticed. I'm gonna bring it up with the Brass later on. Hope they accept the results though....you know how nervous and picky the Brass can be."
ME : "Whatever. Not like we have a reloading kit or something..."
LIMEY : "That bitch was brass mate!"
DRUG-DEALER : "No brass, no deal. Now get outta here."
AUSSIE : "Ah'll brass that bitch up mate!"
LIEUTENANT : "The operation was a success!"
COLONEL : "I noticed. I'm gonna bring it up with the Brass later on. Hope they accept the results though....you know how nervous and picky the Brass can be."
by Dave June 6, 2004
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