dave's definitions

BLUMF

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.

by Dave January 10, 2004

C Bag

C*nt bag.Nasty term for someone, usually used in a joking way!

Ayersey you C Bag

by DAve January 24, 2004

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 1, 2005

pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand

i pasted ur mother last night.

by dave May 16, 2003

milf

mother I'd like to fuck

Madonna was cute, but hey, she's now a MILF

by Dave September 23, 2003

gun control

Holding a gun in a way that your shots are more accurate.

"THAT's gun control! None of that anti-gun crap!"
-me

by Dave May 23, 2004

shite

Another word for "shit".

"This place is shite."
-one of the dung beetles (spelling?) from Conker's Bad Fur Day

by Dave March 26, 2004