dave's definitions

old

Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.

"A person can die at age 100 and not be considered old it seems."
-me

"5.25'' disks? Those are old man, obsolete. Why're you still using that?"

by Dave March 26, 2004

Grady

A simpleton. Idiotic at best. Inbred moron.

You stupid Grady.
I hate you Grady.

by Dave December 14, 2004

Psuedoultrapsuedoantidisestablishmentarianism

Misspelling of a very long word indeed: Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism

If I could spell psuedoultrapsuedoantidisestablishmentarianism, I wouldn't need a dictionary, would I?

by dave February 9, 2004

Force XXI

Force 21

A revolutionary new type of training program being experimented with by the US Armed Forces, particularly the Army.

"Eventually when youngsters grow up to join the Army they'll be put through the Force XXI's VR simulations and stuff. It sounds better than live exercises, but is it good enough to train soldiers via videogames? Maybe, maybe not. I like videogames though. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

shumpuzee

A fat male who eats fastly with his mouth open.

Jared is a shumpuzee who ate his lunch in less than 5 minutes.

by Dave March 5, 2004

shooting star

when u fist a girl up the pussy then when its in there you extend all ur fingers out wards

i almost killed a girl giveing her a shooting star last night.

by dave January 24, 2005

l33tz0r

A slight upgrade from l33t. Which means to be "elite." The "z0r" adds power to it, therefore making it describe someone who is quite extraordinarily elite compared to the average elite individual.

"Omg, that d00d is so l33tz0r, hes gotta be useing teh h4x0r's."

by Dave December 29, 2003