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Doom III

See also Doom 3.

Doom III is the long-awaited sequel (anticipated for literally a decade) to the legendary Doom series. Doom III is a hyper-upgrade from the original Doom games. Currently out on PC, it will hit Xbox in either October or November.

"Doom III is so fuckin' tight; I'm already looking forward to a sequel."
-me

by Dave August 15, 2004

calling all cars

One of the oldest orders given from a policeman to summon all available units to investigate a crime or situation, particularly police cars.

"Calling all cars, calling all cars!"
-some cop in a lame-ass 40's movie or similar show

by Dave February 22, 2004

indoctrination

Another word for "propaganda".

"I prefer to say the word 'propaganda' instead of 'indoctrination'. But that's me."
-me

by Dave February 9, 2004

Kung Pow

The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.

"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "

by Dave January 17, 2004

antidisestablishmentarianism

Oppostion to the position of the removal of goverment support of the church. Opposition to the doctrine of seperation of church and state.

Oppostion to the position of abolishment of state/official religion.

But more usually just cited as an example of a very long english word. See Psuedoultrapsuedoantidisestablishmentarianism

I used to believe in antidisestablishmentarianism until I saw the House of Lords sitting.

by dave February 9, 2004

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

Huey

Vietnam-era multipurpose helicopter.

"I'm takin' a Huey."
-me taking a Huey in Battlefield Vietnam

by Dave June 23, 2004