dave's definitions

lecture

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.

"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

ownt

being owned to a further degree

desiree is ownt by dave

by dave March 20, 2004

Chode

1. A penis that is bigger in width than length.
2. A small organism that is found on the bottom of the ocean.
3. A small bird native to Sri Lanka

Ralphie has a chode.
Joell is a big chodeface.

by Dave February 7, 2003

R. Kelly

teeage fucker who should keep his DIPSHITTY in his pizzants at all times!

wooooo! o man im sweatin like r. kelly at a playground!!

by DAVE October 15, 2003

Russify

To make Russian, to turn something/someone into that of Russian nationality, etc.

"This package will give your PC a complete Russification."

"I like Russian militaria, especially ushankas....yep, I'm becoming Russified."
-me

by Dave December 22, 2004

bost

To shag from behind in a forcefull manner

gonna go home tonight and give our lass a good bost

by Dave May 13, 2005

Lynbrook

Best high school in San Jose!! and top ranking in CA. wonderful Staff and Students.

Class Of 2003!!!

by Dave March 12, 2004