darcy mcgee 's definitions

BELAlR

There is only one and there will never be another one: BEL-ALR. He is the defintion of the following words: cool, spesh, retarded, random, and Xbox Live.

He can snap a car in half underwater. He got shot in the face with an Mp5 during an Ironman competition and still finished in 1st place, 23 hours before the second place finisher. His overall record in the UFC is 1-0, but his only victory was against everyone in the building, including the Hulk, Superman, Osama Bin Laden and Alexander Semin. He is the father of Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Richard Simmons, Gene Simmons, The Game, and Jesus Christ, before Jesus converted to Judaism (Beloooooo hates the Jewwwwwwwws)

Billy: Daddy, what is God?

Billy's father: Well, son, it's hard to explain. He is the father of Jesus, but he's also BELAlR.

Billy: Daddy, did you say B-E-L-A-L-R? That's dumb.

Billy's father: Yes, son, that's how you spell God. Or dumb fuck. Anyway, I'm gonna go play COD4, tell mommy to STFU about the dishes.

by darcy mcgee January 18, 2009

Stu

When someone is hardcore, full-out staring, at you or someone else.

Below is staring at me.
STU!

(Hot girl walks by)
Jr: o shit....
Mullet: STUUUUUUU

by darcy mcgee December 22, 2009

Weeeeeeeeite

Pronounced: Whayyyyyite

What to say in the presence of a nice guy.

Message: RuningScissors has joined the party

Bobthebaptist19: Weeeeeeeeite!!

by darcy mcgee December 17, 2008

Coon bath

Taking a bath/shower in the lake, a river, a creek or a pool, whether it's theirs or not.

I saw Obama yesterday in my pool takin' a coon bath, he was washin' himself and everything.

by darcy mcgee March 1, 2009

Thanks coach

When somebody other than your actual coach attempts to give you tips, ideas, strategies, etc on how you can become better or how to perform something.

Real Coach: Ok, guys, run our play!

Ron: Guys, don't forget, Bobby runs around the screen and Robert passes to him... Make it a good pass Robert!

Ron's teammate: Thanks coach

by darcy mcgee December 22, 2008

Not gay

Sarcastic way of saying/ telling someone they are a homo or gay.

AG: (Finishes telling a joke) Hahahaha

Jeezy: Wow, you're not gay, no you're not. Nope. Not gay...

OR-------

ROBERT: HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROU

Jeezy: (after hearing him) Not gay.

by darcy mcgee March 1, 2009

Laive

Must be said in a redneck accent
(Lay-ve)

a.k.a. Go home, get the fuck out, go away

A.G.: What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunder-wear!

Everyone: YOU LAIVE!

by darcy mcgee December 17, 2008