Urban Dictionary: Definitions by darcy mcgee

BELAlR

There is only one and there will never be another one: BEL-ALR. He is the defintion of the following words: cool, spesh, retarded, random, and Xbox Live.

He can snap a car in half underwater. He got shot in the face with an Mp5 during an Ironman competition and still finished in 1st place, 23 hours before the second place finisher. His overall record in the UFC is 1-0, but his only victory was against everyone in the building, including the Hulk, Superman, Osama Bin Laden and Alexander Semin. He is the father of Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Richard Simmons, Gene Simmons, The Game, and Jesus Christ, before Jesus converted to Judaism (Beloooooo hates the Jewwwwwwwws)

Billy: Daddy, what is God?

Billy's father: Well, son, it's hard to explain. He is the father of Jesus, but he's also BELAlR.

Billy: Daddy, did you say B-E-L-A-L-R? That's dumb.

Billy's father: Yes, son, that's how you spell God. Or dumb fuck. Anyway, I'm gonna go play COD4, tell mommy to STFU about the dishes.

by darcy mcgee January 18, 2009

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Not gay

Sarcastic way of saying/ telling someone they are a homo or gay.

AG: (Finishes telling a joke) Hahahaha

Jeezy: Wow, you're not gay, no you're not. Nope. Not gay...

OR-------

ROBERT: HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROU

Jeezy: (after hearing him) Not gay.

by darcy mcgee March 1, 2009

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Laive

Must be said in a redneck accent
(Lay-ve)

a.k.a. Go home, get the fuck out, go away

A.G.: What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunder-wear!

Everyone: YOU LAIVE!

by darcy mcgee December 17, 2008

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Bwooklin Bowlah

A white boy from Brooklyn that balls out of control (with an accent)

Bowlah: Yo ZD bet you I'll get this paper into the garbage can from here.

ZD: Ok 2 bucks.

Bowlah: (throws paper into can from 20 feet away) Get owned

ZD: Oh shit, he's a BWOOKLIN BOWLAH!

by darcy mcgee March 1, 2009

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