darcy mcgee's definitions

Florida Fitness Roid Rage

A.G. at FF

I saw A.G. pumping iron yesterday, I told him he had jewboinz and he went on a Florida Fitness Roid Rage.

by darcy mcgee December 21, 2008

BELAlR

There is only one and there will never be another one: BEL-ALR. He is the defintion of the following words: cool, spesh, retarded, random, and Xbox Live.

He can snap a car in half underwater. He got shot in the face with an Mp5 during an Ironman competition and still finished in 1st place, 23 hours before the second place finisher. His overall record in the UFC is 1-0, but his only victory was against everyone in the building, including the Hulk, Superman, Osama Bin Laden and Alexander Semin. He is the father of Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Richard Simmons, Gene Simmons, The Game, and Jesus Christ, before Jesus converted to Judaism (Beloooooo hates the Jewwwwwwwws)

Billy: Daddy, what is God?

Billy's father: Well, son, it's hard to explain. He is the father of Jesus, but he's also BELAlR.

Billy: Daddy, did you say B-E-L-A-L-R? That's dumb.

Billy's father: Yes, son, that's how you spell God. Or dumb fuck. Anyway, I'm gonna go play COD4, tell mommy to STFU about the dishes.

by darcy mcgee January 18, 2009

Laive

Must be said in a redneck accent
(Lay-ve)

a.k.a. Go home, get the fuck out, go away

A.G.: What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunder-wear!

Everyone: YOU LAIVE!

by darcy mcgee December 17, 2008

Not gay

Sarcastic way of saying/ telling someone they are a homo or gay.

AG: (Finishes telling a joke) Hahahaha

Jeezy: Wow, you're not gay, no you're not. Nope. Not gay...

OR-------

ROBERT: HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROU

Jeezy: (after hearing him) Not gay.

by darcy mcgee March 1, 2009

Feak/ Fique/ Feek

A faggot who leaks information to someone, or snitches on his friends. Also known as a rat, asshole, coo guy, etc. Faggot + Leak = Feak/ Fique/ Feek

Geter Done: Damn did you see that chick today.... wow, shes amazing.

Bwooklin Bowlah & Vio: Yeah she's nice. RDS... 9.5.

Later....

Feak/ Fique/ Feek (to hot girl): Umm, those guys over there said you're hot and they gave you a nickname.

Hot Girl's friend: Hey, Vio and B.B., I know what you call my friend hehe (shaking finger at them)

Vio & B.B.: Fuckin feak....

by darcy mcgee March 1, 2009

Stu

When someone is hardcore, full-out staring, at you or someone else.

Below is staring at me.
STU!

(Hot girl walks by)
Jr: o shit....
Mullet: STUUUUUUU

by darcy mcgee December 22, 2009

Coon bath

Taking a bath/shower in the lake, a river, a creek or a pool, whether it's theirs or not.

I saw Obama yesterday in my pool takin' a coon bath, he was washin' himself and everything.

by darcy mcgee March 1, 2009