dano's definitions

Lotion Factory

When you cum all over a girls face and it is covered in your jiz.

Her faced looked like a fuckin lotion factory when I was done with her.

by Dano September 20, 2004

schmucknutt

A jackass of gargantuan proportions.

"Nice move, shmucknutt!"

by Dano October 18, 2003

Hamus

A very universal word which can be used in just about every situation imaginable.

To see a group of friends from a distance in a public setting and in an attempt to gain their attention, one should scream HAMUS ! at a high volume.

by Dano March 9, 2003

leet speak

Lingo that lame obsessed gamers use in stead of normal english- not to be confused with abbreviations for various locations and characters within the game of choice.

Man! I just PAWND sum dum n0085 7w1nkd @55 while he was on CR to CB!!! BS for 244~~!!!
(cr= corpse run, cb=crushbone, both from everquest, not leet speek)

by dano October 17, 2003

Creampuff

Used to describe a member of the freshman football team who had there practice equipment pissed on by a pothead.

Haha, Creampuff got his shit pissed on.

by Dano November 25, 2004

monstosaurous

Comprised of the words "monster" and "enormous" with a slight interjection of "saur" as in dinosaur. Can be used in both positive and negative connotations.

Positive Connotation: That girl has monstosaurous boobs.

Negative Connotation: That guy has monstosaurous boobs.

by Dano May 13, 2005

Whodini

It don't have to be up the ass. After you spiyt on her back to simulate cumming, she turns around and gets a semen blast in the face. Where did that come from?

The chick wouldn't take facials or let me cum in her mouth so I pulled the old Whodini.

by dano January 13, 2004