Definitions by dannyfromnz

Joseph Kenneth

When you've already had a couple of Healeys in a day, but find yourself heading back for your third or more trip to the toilet. A sign that things have escalated beyond a standard Hamish Healey and hit Joseph Kenneth status.

Mate, that's your fourth coffee and third dump today. You're not doing a Hamish Healey anymore, that's a full Joseph Kenneth.

Joseph Kenneth by dannyfromnz June 3, 2026

Healey

Healey is a variation of Hamish Healey, more used in a slang sense referring to taking a poo

Wow I have a real upset stomach, I need to urgently peel back a healey

Healey by dannyfromnz May 20, 2026

Hamish Healey

To take a massive poo, unleashing the beast. Dropping the cousins off at the pool.

Wow, that coffee has gone right through me, I'll be back just going to take a Hamish Healey

Hamish Healey by dannyfromnz May 20, 2026