Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dank forrest cake

Penetrati

A secret society of men who share the symptoms of post sub-continental spice driven continence.

Excuse me, I must attend the Penetrati conference... It’s a three shits by midday kinda day.

A maggot nugget.
A man who both drinks excessively (maggot), and who is short and stocky in stature (nugget)

He just smashed a case, and can’t fit through the doorway. What a mugget.

the character, feeling, or mood of a place or situation where the brethren are having breath