bourban dictionary

A tome that enables the user to understand what is being said by the drunkest of people.

- Furginell, islate, gemmeefurgincab
- Stand back, I have the bourban dictionary: My word, it's late, could somebody procure me a taxi please?

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

emote control

The ability to stay silent when surrounded by morons pontificating on subjects they know nothing about

- I'd have thought Daniel would have added his two penny worth by now
- By the look on his face and the blood coming from his mouth, I'd say he's using emote control

by Daniel Connolly April 25, 2007