emote control

The ability to stay silent when surrounded by morons pontificating on subjects they know nothing about
- I'd have thought Daniel would have added his two penny worth by now
- By the look on his face and the blood coming from his mouth, I'd say he's using emote control
by Daniel Connolly April 25, 2007
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life extra

Someone who, for all intents and purposes, is part of the human race, but doesn't appear to be actually have a role within the human race, such as a computer geek or a divorcee over 40
- That John needs to get a life

- Face it, he's just a life extra
by daniel connolly April 28, 2007
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bourban dictionary

A tome that enables the user to understand what is being said by the drunkest of people.
- Furginell, islate, gemmeefurgincab
- Stand back, I have the bourban dictionary: My word, it's late, could somebody procure me a taxi please?
by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007
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