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beast

Beast and schlitz are the two greatest beers in the world. Hell YES! I put all that shit in my cereal and eat it. WOOOO!
by Dan the man May 7, 2004
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Snarf

A snarf can be a guy or girl. It is someone who places their head in the toliet after a female has gone to the bathroom.
That chick didn't flush, so being the snarf that I am, I ran in there and shoved my head in the toliet.
by Dan the Man February 23, 2005
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M-Smack

1.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M".
2.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M" and who abuses drugs (see smack, coke)
Yo man, Mike was all messed up on coke, so we called him M-Smack. Hehehe!
by Dan The Man April 9, 2004
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butt roper

Derogatory term refering to lower-class, white person, trailer trash types. Along the lines of hick and redneck
Them butt ropers fuck their cattle, I just know they do.
by Dan the Man February 23, 2005
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water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.
Water is what the oceans are made of.
by Dan the Man February 23, 2005
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HOOBA-JOOBA

She's got the biggest hooba-joobas i've ever seen!
by Dan the man December 13, 2003
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best effort

by Dan the Man June 9, 2004
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