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c.r.a.s.h

CRASH (Acronym for Community Resources Aganist Street Hoodlums)is an anti-gang unit within the Los Angeles Police Department started in the early 90s. News reports have revealed a widespread pattern of unjustified arrests, beatings, drug dealing, witness intimidation, illegal shootings, planting of evidence, frame-ups and perjury commited by the CRASH unit.
The C.R.A.S.H unit is accused of being totally corupt, but that is for you to decide.
by dan the man October 10, 2005
mugGet the c.r.a.s.hmug.

opium

A drug, which helps get you high. Mike likes to use it, and uses it several times per day.
Person 1: Where did my opium go?
Person 2: Mike stole it and now is smoking it!
by Dan the Man December 6, 2004
mugGet the opiummug.

hummel

Originally the Hummel was a temporary solution made by the Nazis during World War II to make the 15 cm howitzer gun (type of big artillary) mobile. This design proved so successful that it remained into service until the end of the war. The Hummel made its first appearance at the battle of Kursk.
"Hummel" means "bumbelbee" in German.
by Dan the Man July 18, 2008
mugGet the hummelmug.

butt roper

Derogatory term refering to lower-class, white person, trailer trash types. Along the lines of hick and redneck
Them butt ropers fuck their cattle, I just know they do.
by Dan the Man February 23, 2005
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water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.
Water is what the oceans are made of.
by Dan the Man February 23, 2005
mugGet the watermug.

Plastic Knife Serial Killer

Someone who wants to be a serial killer, yet attacks people with plastic knives, this failing
Person 1: Wouldn't a serial killer still be a serial killer if he attacked people with plastic knives?
Person 2: No, he'd be a comedian!
by Dan the Man December 12, 2004
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M-Smack

1.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M".
2.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M" and who abuses drugs (see smack, coke)
Yo man, Mike was all messed up on coke, so we called him M-Smack. Hehehe!
by Dan The Man April 9, 2004
mugGet the M-Smackmug.

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