dan the man's definitions

bee unit

a group of trendy hip hop exterminators.

My basement was taken over by yellow jackets, so we text messaged bee unit to help take care of it

by Dan the Man July 30, 2004

Plastic Knife Serial Killer

Someone who wants to be a serial killer, yet attacks people with plastic knives, this failing

Person 1: Wouldn't a serial killer still be a serial killer if he attacked people with plastic knives?
Person 2: No, he'd be a comedian!

by Dan the Man December 12, 2004

butt roper

Derogatory term refering to lower-class, white person, trailer trash types. Along the lines of hick and redneck

Them butt ropers fuck their cattle, I just know they do.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

HOOBA-JOOBA

Another word for women's breasts

She's got the biggest hooba-joobas i've ever seen!

by Dan the man December 13, 2003

water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.

Water is what the oceans are made of.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

opium

A drug, which helps get you high. Mike likes to use it, and uses it several times per day.

Person 1: Where did my opium go?
Person 2: Mike stole it and now is smoking it!

by Dan the Man December 6, 2004

hummel

Originally the Hummel was a temporary solution made by the Nazis during World War II to make the 15 cm howitzer gun (type of big artillary) mobile. This design proved so successful that it remained into service until the end of the war. The Hummel made its first appearance at the battle of Kursk.

"Hummel" means "bumbelbee" in German.

by Dan the Man July 18, 2008