dan's definitions

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003

warped

Cool or funny in a weird way.

Damn yo, that talkin' ape is warped!

by dan August 30, 2003

Shiznat

some may say this word means the shit. however, that was the 80's. my band means it as cool, or awesome. shiznit is a stupid mispronunciation of this word and anyone who says it should be condemned to a life of misery.

person #1: wow! that's the shiznat!

person #2: yeah that is the shiznit!

person #1: it's shizNAT u idiot!

*person #2 is condemned to a life of missery

by dan April 16, 2004

wash job

A brain washing victim. See brainwashed.

"The man was such a wash job, he belived everything Bush said."

by Dan November 3, 2004

Home Dawg

Someone you drive-by with

Let's go down the street my home dawg.

by Dan February 3, 2003

DanMalo

Its one word, bitch.
He rocks, he rolls, he mods the NG BBS with an iron fist... made of gummi bears.

"You are as cool as DanMalo."
"THATS A LIE!"
"You are right. Nobody is."

by Dan September 28, 2004

pizza'd

Ordering an unrequested pizza to someone's house or apartment, to their complete surprise. Generally followed by them coming online and cussing out whoever did it (if they know).

John totally got pizza'd, I hope he likes the smell of fresh pepperoni at 2am!

by Dan January 19, 2009