Unwomanplayafiedism

A type of affliction where it is impossible to get layed.

Man, i really suffer from unwomanplayafiedism, i can't get any chick to sleep with me.

by Dave November 24, 2003

Sikkunt

Slurred speech for "sick cunt".
This is someone who is a badass and well respected for this purpose.

Did you see him pop that fob? HaHa what a sikkunt!!!

by Dave April 29, 2003

Evil Steve

one often confused with Eve among the homosexual community and is PRO cleveland steamer.Came about in the late 80's,you remember, you were there!!

a wretched yak felcher is often called a Evil steve

by Dave February 03, 2005

dick up

an erection

do u wake up with a dick up

by dave April 09, 2003

Goose

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"

by Dave March 04, 2003

nutsac

a sac to hold your nuts in can also be used to hold beans or maybe rice or sometimes marbles or maybe those hot wheel fucking things you played with when you were a kid , when you weren't playing with yourself that is

are those beans in your nutsac

by Dave February 01, 2005

farkle

a game involving five dice that are rolled, the rules are similar to Yatzee

I played a long game of farkle the other day

by Dave January 24, 2005