A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
by Dave September 12, 2003
A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.
General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?
General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
by Dave November 18, 2003
by Dave November 20, 2004
Some word I like to shout out for whatever reason I feel like, including just the reading of the word "lesbian". Meant to sound italian.
"*prancing about* lesbianos!!!"
-me
-me
by Dave January 26, 2004
by dave December 16, 2003
"MWM D/D free, W/E and cut. Seeking WF for good times."
(This would translate to: Married white male, drug and disease free, well endowed and circumsized. Seeking white female for sex.)
(This would translate to: Married white male, drug and disease free, well endowed and circumsized. Seeking white female for sex.)
by Dave July 30, 2008
An interjection used when one is unsure that his audience believes what he just said, usually followed by an abbreviated retelling of said disbelieved topic.
An interjection used when one wants to change the mood from humorous or light to one where his audience will trust that what he's about to say is true.
See also seriously
An interjection used when one wants to change the mood from humorous or light to one where his audience will trust that what he's about to say is true.
See also seriously
by dave June 24, 2004