da vin chee's definitions

Clock watcher

A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.

Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"

by Da Vin Chee January 26, 2010

Drunk guilt

The feeling people get the day after they are drunk and do embarassing things.

Dude 1: "Dude I can't believe the shit you said when my girlfriend was around last night"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"

by Da Vin Chee February 1, 2010

Swallow my snot

Term used in reference to swallowing male ejaculate.

Dude 1: "So... how did it go last night?"
Dude 2: "It was amazing man, she's a freak! She was down to swallow my snot!"
Dude 1: "Dude that's fucking nasty! You got a cold? Use some Kleenex you fuck!"
Dude 2: "Nah man! My cock snot!
Dude 1: "Ahh... word"

by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010

Punch bounce back

When someone gets punched so hard that they stumble back, bounce off an object and return to the person who punched them just to get punched again.

Dude 1: "Man, my homey got in a fight last night at the party."
Dude 2: "Word? Did he whoop the guy's ass?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, gave the guy a punch bounce back from a wall, that guy was done for!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Foreign note taker

A foreign guy that barely speaks English, so he writes down everything he's told.

Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Overdraft rip off

When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.

Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."

by Da Vin Chee January 13, 2010