da vin chee's definitions
The act of beating a friend senseless during his birthday. This custom is very common with young men of Mexican descent.
Dude 1: "Hey man, did you know it's chiquito's birthday today?"
Dude 2: "Orale holmes, let's give him a good birthday beatdown after school."
Dude 1: "Si-mon, make sure he doesn't skip 6th period to run home like a little bitch."
Dude 2: "Orale holmes, let's give him a good birthday beatdown after school."
Dude 1: "Si-mon, make sure he doesn't skip 6th period to run home like a little bitch."
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
Get the Birthday beatdownmug. Dude 1: "So... how did it go last night?"
Dude 2: "It was amazing man, she's a freak! She was down to swallow my snot!"
Dude 1: "Dude that's fucking nasty! You got a cold? Use some Kleenex you fuck!"
Dude 2: "Nah man! My cock snot!
Dude 1: "Ahh... word"
Dude 2: "It was amazing man, she's a freak! She was down to swallow my snot!"
Dude 1: "Dude that's fucking nasty! You got a cold? Use some Kleenex you fuck!"
Dude 2: "Nah man! My cock snot!
Dude 1: "Ahh... word"
by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010
Get the Swallow my snotmug. A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.
Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
Get the Upstanding citizenmug. Someone that used to play video games on a regular basis and decides to stop playing by no longer owning a console. Retired gamers usually miss playing games and love being able to do so at friend's houses.
Dude 1: "Dude, why come your friend always comes over to play FIFA on your shit?"
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."
by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010
Get the Retired gamermug. A person among a group of friends who ensures that everyone has had their dose of alcohol. It's always good to have a booze bouncer while the drink police is around.
Dude 1: "So how is school going?"
Dude 2: "Well actually, I'm on my last quarter-"
Dude 3: "Stop yapping and drink your drink! Don't waste precious alcohol you fucking pansies!"
Dude 1: "Fuck, the drink police came around, better drink up!"
Dude 2: "Well actually, I'm on my last quarter-"
Dude 3: "Stop yapping and drink your drink! Don't waste precious alcohol you fucking pansies!"
Dude 1: "Fuck, the drink police came around, better drink up!"
by Da Vin Chee January 19, 2010
Get the Drink policemug. Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.
Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
Get the Fucktensilmug.