dAVE's definitions

beef

*Another term for "fart".

*A term representing a grudge.

*Some good eatin'! ^_^ comes in hamburgers and even big fat steaks. I hear that deer tastes better though.

"....but people from India must think we're a bunch of psychotic lunatics (seeing as how, duh, beef comes from cows, and how cows are sacred in India). -_-' "
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

kagome

The adorable main character of the manga/anime series Inuyasha.

"I'm in love with you Kagome!"
-me, not Koga

by Dave January 14, 2004

Congress

The true power behind the United States of America.

"Although we, the people, have the power, it is Congress that decides whether or not our power is acceptable. Use your Amendment X responsibly."
-me

by Dave November 3, 2004

HK21

Machinegun developed by Heckler & Koch. Variable clip amount. Chambered for 7.62x51mm NATO.

A replacement, among others, for the M60 machinegun. It is fast-firing & somewhat-accurate.
There is also the HK23, which is chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO, and also has a shorter barrel.

"The HK21 is my machinegun! ^-^ "
-me

by Dave April 4, 2004

Oysterfest

An area in which there occurs an abundance of females in relation to males. It is the opposite of the popular term "Sausagefest".

"My girlfriend is making me attend a local women's rights convention... it's going to be a total oysterfest."

by Dave August 12, 2008

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

meek

A term referring to the kind and fair.

"The meek shall inherit the earth..."

by Dave March 26, 2004