dAVE's definitions

roof tilers nailbags

defining saggy and droopy tits on an unattractive female

look at that! she's got tits like a roof tilers nailbag!!!!

by dave November 25, 2004

amelican

French-sounding word for "american".

"Les amelicans!"
-how a frenchie saying, "the americans!" would sound like

by Dave March 26, 2004

buffon

Big gay hair

Look at bullas buffon its looking especially gay today!!

by dave November 13, 2003

charly mark

the mark on the arm of a heroin user. usually small and blue.

see also skank, smackhead

see that fuckers charly mark? junkie bitch!

by dave February 12, 2004

Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism

False extreme false oppostion to the withdrawal of state support for the Church.

A very long word indeed.

This pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism shall destroy us all!

Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism? Shouldn't that be hyphenated?

by Dave February 12, 2004

swag

Promotional gift, tzatchke or leave-behind. The calendar your insurance agent sends. The t-shirt you get at a 5k race. The Gucci purse a member of the academy gets before the Oscars. S.W.A.G. from "sent with a gift."

This year, SWAG from the conference included a gym bag with the sponsor's logo, some coffee mugs with the co-sponsor's logo and some chocolates in the shape of a stethiscope.

by Dave January 10, 2005

tight

1. close together or without flexibility
2. a term used by preppies to mean that something is cool or awesome (special rule: if you don't want to sound like a silly preppy, then you MUST follow tight up with the word vagina whenever you use it in the awesome context(this rule was created by my man, colin lamb))

1. these pants are so tight my balls cant breathe
2.a(preppy). those shoes are TIGHT!
b(not preppy). those shoes are TIGHT.... vagina!

by Dave January 9, 2004