dAVE's definitions

Welfare

A type of program that one would take because of horrid financial problems.

Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.

"Sadly, everyone takes Welfare due to laziness. To me, the only time Welfare is appropriate is if the person, or his family, is in bad financial shape. Nevertheless, as long as lazy people take Welfare, Welfare is nothing but an excuse."
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

James Torrance

James Torrance, also known as Acting Head Teacher, Doug, Mousey. A man of distinction, fountain of all knowledge and worthy information.

Has a face like a shovel hence the name Doug.

"We all admire James Torrance, Head Boy"
"Doug dug a hole"

by Dave February 9, 2005

Clintoon

Cartoonish figure who disgraced the office of President of the United States.

Clintoon's failure to treat the first World Trade Center attack as an act of war is one of the main causes of the events of September 11, 2001.

by Dave December 18, 2003

Tsuchinoko

A snake of Japanese mythology, said to have a cobra-hood that extends all the way down to its tail. Whether or not it's harmful is actually unknown.

If you can prove that the Tsuchinoko exists in real-life, then you are the shit. Everyone, band together and take part in the great worldwide hunt for the mythological, fabled creature known as the Tsuchinoko. Your reward? A cookie!

"You can find the Tsuchinoko in Castlevania : Aria of Sorrow, and even in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me

by Dave January 5, 2005

caking up

To earn wealth.

We are'nt caking up, throwing parties every week.

by Dave March 22, 2004

farkle

1. used in place of fuck
2. hatred or annoyance

Oh, farkle! damn this sucks

by Dave January 24, 2005

american

*A person born in the United States Of America.
*A legal resident of the United States Of America.
*A personality.

"Ah'm an american, dammit."
-that hick from Beavis & Butthead.....what was his name? He was their neighbor.

by Dave January 16, 2004