standard-issue

Basic, mandatory item. A term used in the military. Serves for various things, including weapons and clothes (normally called BDU's).

"The M16 is the standard-issue firearm of the US military, and the Beretta M9 is the standard-issue sidearm."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

stunner

A term to refer to a stun grenade (aka : flashbang).

"Quickly! Throw a stunner in there!"
-a SEAL ordering another SEAL during a BBC (Breach, Bang, Clear) operation

by Dave March 31, 2004

Virginia

*The first state of the United States, and therefore the state containing Washington DC, the nation's capital. Easily a state with more history than any other in the nation.

*An appropriate slang term for "vagina".

"Where can I find the Pentagon or the White House?"
"Virginia."

"I loked up fart and one of the definitions was talking about "fart from the virginia", so I got so inspired to define Virginia."
-me

by Dave October 19, 2004

antidisestablishmentarianism

Oppostion to the position of the removal of goverment support of the church. Opposition to the doctrine of seperation of church and state.

Oppostion to the position of abolishment of state/official religion.

But more usually just cited as an example of a very long english word. See Psuedoultrapsuedoantidisestablishmentarianism

I used to believe in antidisestablishmentarianism until I saw the House of Lords sitting.

by dave February 09, 2004

Steeple

Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.

Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.

I'm going to steeple you so bad.

Watch out for the steeple!

This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.

I'm going to steeple you.

by Dave March 04, 2003

pull

To take a drink of beer.

Hey man, can I get a pull off your brew?

by Dave October 30, 2003

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005