dAN's definitions

spanish masturbation

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

by Dan October 19, 2004

swoonage

the quality, degree, or ability of a statement to cause a person to swoon

Wow, I'm having hot flashes. What swoonage!

by Dan January 15, 2005

SUNY New Paltz

school full of hicks and hippie-wannabes. People play the bongos at 4am, and the alcohol is plentiful. Some weird kids even stand in the middle of campus and make alien noises. Alot of art majors here.

the town here seems to be two years behind everything.

by dan October 26, 2004

oil

The reason France vetoed the Iraq war.

Sadly there has been no oil war, I wanted to pay 30 cents a gallon.

by Dan October 5, 2003

snow bird

A Jew that retires to either Arizona or Florida

That damn Snow Bird made all his money up North and now can retire eating gingersnaps and refering to the Fridge as the IceBox

by Dan March 27, 2005

wibble

To fret nervously

Aimee wibbles a lot

by Dan November 9, 2003

Mediterraneans

Europeans who act like Blacks, look like Turks, clannish like Jews and when they protest to free Palestine in the Arabic attire I can't tell the difference between the Muslim immigrants and the local-born Christians at the rallies...

Southern Europe = Proof that Arabs have always had the ability to swim north.

by Dan December 5, 2003