Definitions by d mite

Dirty Turtles 

the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.

at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long

Dirty Turtles by d mite November 24, 2007

Kruger Ho 

A woman who is so aesthetically heinous that she resembles Freddy Kruger. She instills fear in those who are unfortunate enough to gaze upon her fugliness.

Jared-"Damn son! Did you see that wildebeast of a woman?"
Morpheus-"Yea, she was a Kruger Ho for sure"

Kruger Ho by d mite November 24, 2007

FMBNR 

Fuck Mad Bitches No Rubbers, meaning hell yes to those who fuck mad bitches without using rubbers.

Eric-"You wanna go get wid some fuckin skanks?"
Donald-"FMBNR"

FMBNR by d mite November 23, 2007

mangina 

A downstairs mixup. . .

I thought something was up when I saw his seaweed hair and pink tutu. Then he started talking about his mangina, and things went downhill fast.

mangina by d mite November 23, 2007

LAMB

Look At My Belly: A girl who attempts to emphasize both her boobs and her ass by walking with her waist out and back arched. Unfortunately, all this does is accentuate her overlarge stomach.

Bob: Yo man, is that girl pregnant?
Keith: No, she's just a LAMB

LAMB by d mite November 23, 2007