Element 119

by crippling heart burn February 16, 2020
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June

Any homosexual acts committed during June do not count because it is pride month
Damn I’m horny as shit

Don’t worry I got you

Woah bro I aint gay

Don’t worry it’s June
by crippling heart burn November 08, 2019
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Baby yoda

A little shit head that deserves to get thrown at a wall at Mach 5
Person 1: I swear to god I will beat the life out of that little green cock licker

Person 2:same bro I hate fucking hate baby yoda
by crippling heart burn January 06, 2020
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Tolerite

This will not be tolerited

Damn bro you really tolerited this up
by crippling heart burn January 08, 2020
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murkable

able to be murked
Maybe if those unborn babies didn’t want to be murked they shouldn’t be so murkable
by crippling heart burn February 27, 2021
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Merkable

Able to be Merked
Maybe if those babies didn’t want to be merked they would be less merkable
by crippling heart burn February 20, 2021
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