crippling heart burn's definitions

murkable

able to be murked

Maybe if those unborn babies didn’t want to be murked they shouldn’t be so murkable

by crippling heart burn February 27, 2021

Merkable

Able to be Merked

Maybe if those babies didn’t want to be merked they would be less merkable

by crippling heart burn February 19, 2021

Baby yoda

A little shit head that deserves to get thrown at a wall at Mach 5

Person 1: I swear to god I will beat the life out of that little green cock licker

Person 2:same bro I hate fucking hate baby yoda

by crippling heart burn January 6, 2020

Element 119

Todd

element 119 should be named todd

by crippling heart burn February 16, 2020

June

Any homosexual acts committed during June do not count because it is pride month

Damn I’m horny as shit

Don’t worry I got you

Woah bro I aint gay

Don’t worry it’s June

by crippling heart burn November 7, 2019

Tolerite

Messing up words while reading them

This will not be tolerited

Damn bro you really tolerited this up

by crippling heart burn January 8, 2020