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Definitions by crippling heart burn

murkable 

Maybe if those unborn babies didn’t want to be murked they shouldn’t be so murkable
murkable by crippling heart burn February 27, 2021

Merkable 

Maybe if those babies didn’t want to be merked they would be less merkable
Merkable by crippling heart burn February 19, 2021

Element 119 

element 119 should be named todd
Element 119 by crippling heart burn February 16, 2020

Tolerite 

This will not be tolerited

Damn bro you really tolerited this up
Tolerite by crippling heart burn January 8, 2020

Baby yoda 

A little shit head that deserves to get thrown at a wall at Mach 5
Person 1: I swear to god I will beat the life out of that little green cock licker

Person 2:same bro I hate fucking hate baby yoda
Baby yoda by crippling heart burn January 6, 2020
Any homosexual acts committed during June do not count because it is pride month
Damn I’m horny as shit

Don’t worry I got you

Woah bro I aint gay

Don’t worry it’s June
June by crippling heart burn November 7, 2019