jon cuevas

pulling a jon cuevas is when you tell your close friends that you hate them and will never be their friends again and curses at them with lots of horrible words.

example:
jon: I hAte yOu Guys so much FUCKING IDIOTS, DICK HEAD, ASSHOLE , GO CLIT YOUR WRIST TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
everyone:shook: JON STOP THATS MEAN WHAT DID WE DO?

jon; WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
megan: im bringing you to guidence!

everyone else: we will come too!
one day later: guys we can be friends it was a JOKEE i was KIDDINGGGG
after he sees us at guidence : starts cussing again
week later: can we all make up?
everyone: ...
everyone still: YEAH SURE
then repeat a week later.

your being really rude, dont pull a jon cuevas again.

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

craxy

its like crazy but craxy.
david: bro that party was craxy loud last night
bro: YA it was epic! so craxy

dude: yo that girl looks craxy!
girl 3: ya she craxy

u are craxys

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

yogurt

a thiccque and spumpy substance that ppuffs out of the pen pen after bieng in a sack in a bigimbis for a long time;p

damn thats lots of yogurt

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

JACK GARRIS

a pineapple eating poop making machine, what a spumpy kid jack garris is ;p love that for u honey boo boo.

jack garris is a pile of shit

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

chicken noodle spump

u wish you had it

id like to have some of your chicken noodle spump

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

mum

a flower, or as i like to say... A WORD THAT LOOKS LIKE ITS WRITTEN IN BRITISH! LIKE : WHOS A GOOD BOY? : YOUR MUM! AHAHAHAHAHAHA DEAD ASS A BRITISH WORD RIGHT HERE. LUV THAT 4 ME. peace out gorl scoutitties.

mum is good

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

swifty

swagger but more swag with it

ohh yeaaa, get swifty with me babyyy

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019