crazymklmao's definitions

JACK GARRIS

a pineapple eating poop making machine, what a spumpy kid jack garris is ;p love that for u honey boo boo.

jack garris is a pile of shit

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

yogurt

a thiccque and spumpy substance that ppuffs out of the pen pen after bieng in a sack in a bigimbis for a long time;p

damn thats lots of yogurt

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

craxy

its like crazy but craxy.
david: bro that party was craxy loud last night
bro: YA it was epic! so craxy

dude: yo that girl looks craxy!
girl 3: ya she craxy

u are craxys

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

jon cuevas

pulling a jon cuevas is when you tell your close friends that you hate them and will never be their friends again and curses at them with lots of horrible words.

example:
jon: I hAte yOu Guys so much FUCKING IDIOTS, DICK HEAD, ASSHOLE , GO CLIT YOUR WRIST TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
everyone:shook: JON STOP THATS MEAN WHAT DID WE DO?

jon; WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
megan: im bringing you to guidence!

everyone else: we will come too!
one day later: guys we can be friends it was a JOKEE i was KIDDINGGGG
after he sees us at guidence : starts cussing again
week later: can we all make up?
everyone: ...
everyone still: YEAH SURE
then repeat a week later.

your being really rude, dont pull a jon cuevas again.

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

lool

lol but cooler

lool bitch

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

chicken noodle spump

u wish you had it

id like to have some of your chicken noodle spump

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

megan akira and rhys

we are a squad, i hope you suffer because we are the best bitches out there. once their together, they wont break up so if u try to break them up we will cut you i promise. dont mess w/ us because we are the baddest bitches out there and you will be dead if you try to split this shit. bad bitch #12and3 O U T!

we are the baddest bitches, megan akira and rhys will cut u! watch out.

by crazymklmao September 10, 2019