crazy joe's definitions

zulu

A name for James Neville who escaped the Zulu revolution that we call the end of apartheid. He currently resides in Nottingham, England where he continues to show off the scar on his forehead which was made by the stampeding zulu as they were trying to get on the last aeroplane to the UK.

Quick daddy Mandela! Drive away! Dont let the bad zulu warriors get us!

by Crazy Joe November 3, 2004

Lufthansa

1) German Airline
2) The 5 million dollar robery of the German airline, by a group of NYC Mafioso
3) Something really big, extravagant

1) i'm gonna go on Lufthansa.
2) did you read about Lufthansa?
3) BMW and platinum rims?! That's Lufthansa!!

by Crazy Joe October 5, 2004

sheffield wednesday band

Bunch of sad acts who expect people should offer their rickets to the band for nothing, just so the band can help make them boring bastard wedmesday fans sing a little!

Fucking hell, what are those sad bastards doing now, don't they realise the blades are kicking their arses 3 nil?

by crazy joe August 10, 2004

Blue Peter

A childrens TV programme made by the BBC ever since the dawn of time (apparantly). Still runs even though the presenting is shit. The famous garden was apparantly trashed by Les Ferdinand, ex-footballer and spurs scum.

Man, you so black i cant see you! Just like no-one could see les ferdinand at night when he trashed the BP garden!

by Crazy Joe July 8, 2004